{"product_id":"advisor-keepsake-white-ceramic-mug-for-him-11oz-premium-christmas-gift","title":"Advisor Keepsake White Ceramic Mug for Him 11oz Premium Christmas Gift","description":"For the advisor who keeps the office buzzing, this mug says it all: \"Don't Trust An Advisor That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot.\" The bold words pop against the clean white ceramic, making every sip a reminder that real advice comes with a strong brew.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for senior consultants, financial planners, or any professional who values honesty and caffeine, this gift fits Christmas, birthdays, or a thank-you for a mentor. The 11oz or 15oz options let the giver choose the fantastic size for morning meetings or late-night strategy sessions, and the simple white backdrop keeps the focus on the witty quote. It's a playful nod to the daily grind and a festive touch for the holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable ceramic, the mug is microwave and dishwasher safe, so it stays bright and ready for daily use. Its sturdy handle ensures a comfortable grip, and the smooth surface makes it easy to clean. The design is straightforward, with no extra artwork—just the quote and the classic white mug shape that fits any kitchen or office setting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this mug to the advisor who keeps you grounded and caffein ated. It's a lighthearted reminder of their role and a gift that will be used every day. Make it yours.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by the modern advisor who loves sharp wit, this mug speaks directly to his daily grind. It pairs perfectly with his office routine, delivering a dose of humor that keeps the coffee flowing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for holiday gifting, the mug shines on Christmas tables and office desks alike. Its bold message makes it an instant conversation starter that celebrates the season with a touch of irreverence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable ceramic, this 11oz mug is both microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring it withstands daily use. The white finish provides a clean backdrop for the printed quote, keeping the design crisp and bright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis mug delivers that punchy line, reminding him that a good advisor needs caffeine and honesty. The bold words spark laughter and a sense of camaraderie each morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and give him a gift that will keep the coffee flowing and the jokes coming, ensuring every morning starts with a smile.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 11oz","offer_id":67951926903019,"sku":"PTM-146-1-310134","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 15oz","offer_id":67951926935787,"sku":"PTM-146-2-310134","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/11oz_coffee_mug_310134_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1791781909","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/advisor-keepsake-white-ceramic-mug-for-him-11oz-premium-christmas-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}