{"product_id":"auctioneer-coffee-mug-gift-for-him-sarcastic-quote-keepsake","title":"Auctioneer Coffee Mug Gift for Him - Sarcastic Quote Keepsake","description":"For the auctioneer who appreciates a good cup of coffee and a dose of unfiltered honesty, this mug is a fantastic blend of humor and practicality. It's a unique way to acknowledge their dedication and share in their sometimes-unconventional world, a world where a strong brew and a candid attitude are essential tools of the trade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis two-tone ceramic mug is ideal for the male auctioneer in your life – your friend, a colleague, or even your mentor. It's a thoughtful Christmas gift, a birthday surprise, or a simple 'thinking of you' gesture for anyone who thrives in the fast-paced world of auctions and appreciates a touch of dark humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 11 ounces and crafted from durable ceramic, this mug is both microwave and dishwasher safe, providing both convenience and longevity. The bold, printed quote, 'Don't Trust An Auctioneer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' adds a touch of irreverence that perfectly captures the spirit of the profession, making it a conversation starter and a source of amusement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis mug is more than just a vessel for coffee; it's a statement piece, a humorous keepsake, and a testament to the unique personality of an auctioneer. Give the auctioneer in your life a gift that reflects their passion and sense of humor – get one today and let them know you appreciate their dedication and their ability to keep things real.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for the discerning auctioneer with a sharp wit and a need for caffeine, this two-tone ceramic mug holds 11 ounces of your favorite brew, ensuring they stay alert during long bidding wars and demanding appraisals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by those who appreciate a well-placed, irreverent joke, this coffee mug makes a fantastic Christmas gift for a male auctioneer, a colleague, or a friend who understands the importance of a strong cup of coffee and a healthy dose of cynicism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable ceramic, this mug is both microwave and dishwasher safe, making it incredibly practical for everyday use and easy to maintain, so your favorite auctioneer can enjoy their coffee without any extra fuss or cleanup required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeaturing the quote, 'Don't Trust An Auctioneer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot, ' this mug offers a bold and amusing sentiment that resonates with those in the auction world.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and give the auctioneer in your life a gift that's sure to elicit a laugh and fuel their passion for the auction game, making mornings and bidding wars a little more enjoyable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White\/Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":67951281864939,"sku":"PTM-146-5-311616","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":67951281897707,"sku":"PTM-146-8-311616","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":67951281930475,"sku":"PTM-146-7-311616","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":67951281963243,"sku":"PTM-146-6-311616","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/11oz_black_two_tone_coffee_mug_311616_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1791764728","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/auctioneer-coffee-mug-gift-for-him-sarcastic-quote-keepsake","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}