{"product_id":"auctioneer-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-1","title":"Auctioneer Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"For the auctioneer who loves a sharp one-liner, this white heart ornament showcases the bold quote, \"I May Be An Auctioneer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.\" The bright, edge-to-edge print pops against the glossy finish, making the message pop on any tree or mantle.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for a seasoned auctioneer, this gift fits birthdays, holidays, or a thank-you for a colleague who keeps the room lively. The recipient is a professional who calls bids and delivers punchy humor, and the giver is someone who appreciates that quick wit. The ornament's small size and lightweight design mean it can hang safely even in homes with pets or kids.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating, the heart shape is 2.75 inches tall and 0.5 ounces. The sturdy construction resists breakage, while the gold cord allows easy hanging. The vibrant sublimation print ensures the quote stays vivid year after year, wonderful for a Christmas display that celebrates the auctioneer's unique personality.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this ornament to the auctioneer who keeps the room laughing and the bids rolling. It's a playful reminder of their sharp tongue and steady hand. Add it to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for any auctioneer who loves a touch of humor on their tree, this heart ornament brings a lighthearted twist to holiday decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for Christmas celebrations, the bright, edge-to-edge print showcases the witty quote, making it a standout piece for family gatherings or office parties.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, this lightweight ornament resists breakage and stays vibrant through years of hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA heartfelt reminder that even the most seasoned auctioneer can't fix everyone, the printed words echo a playful truth: 'I may be an auctioneer, but I can't fix stupid people.'\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours and add a chuckle-filled sparkle to your holiday tree, celebrating the bond between giver and recipient.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49119209750763,"sku":"PTM-146-17-171893","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_171893_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785213057","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/auctioneer-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-1","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}