{"product_id":"auctioneer-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","title":"Auctioneer Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"For the auctioneer who commands the room with a quick wit, this Christmas Ornament turns the holiday tree into a stage for humor and pride. The printed quote, 'I May Be An Auctioneer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,' is rendered in bold, edge-to-edge sublimation that keeps the message bright and unmistakable even under the glow of twinkling lights. Ideal for auction houses, office spaces, or home décor, this keepsake fits seamlessly on any tree or mantle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIts lightweight design and durable construction make it safe for households with children or pets, ensuring it remains a cherished piece year after year. The white MDF base gives a clean, classic look while the high-gloss plastic finish protects the vivid colors from fading. The ornament's high-gloss finish protects the vivid colors, and the festive gold cord allows for easy hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe 2.75-inch diameter and 1\/8-inch thickness provide a sturdy yet elegant presence, while the 0.5-ounce weight keeps it light enough for delicate branches. The edge-to-edge sublimation print delivers bright, vivid imagery that stays sharp through countless seasons, making it a reliable holiday staple. Whether you're gifting it to a colleague, a friend, or a family member who loves the auction world, this present is sure to spark conversation and laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCelebrate the holiday season with a touch of auctioneering flair—this ornament is the wonderful blend of humor and holiday charm. Grab yours and let the tree shine with a witty twist.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for the auctioneer who loves a sharp wit, this ornament celebrates the lively spirit of auction halls and the vibrant crowds that gather each day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for Christmas celebrations, it fits perfectly on any tree or mantle, adding a touch of humor to holiday décor while brightening the festive atmosphere.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the 2.75″ white circle resists breakage and stays bright through seasons of use and display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote, \"I May Be An Auctioneer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" delivers a playful reminder that even the sharpest voices can find humor in chaos, echoing the spirit of every lively auctioneer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and let this festive keepsake bring a chuckle to every holiday gathering, turning ordinary moments into memorable celebrations with a touch of witty charm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49118997971179,"sku":"PTM-146-15-171893","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_171893_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1785206679","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/auctioneer-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}