{"product_id":"birthday-gift-magistrate-keepsake-two-tone-coffee-mug-for-her","title":"Birthday Gift Magistrate Keepsake Two Tone Coffee Mug for Her","description":"On a birthday morning, a bright 11oz ceramic mug greets the day with a witty reminder: \"I May Be A Magistrate, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.\" The two-tone design, available in Black \u0026amp; White, Red \u0026amp; White, Navy \u0026amp; White, or Pink \u0026amp; White, adds a splash of personality to any kitchen.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for the judge or court clerk who balances the scales of justice, this mug fits birthdays, promotions, or a casual thank-you. It celebrates their role with humor, showing that even a magistrate can't control every errant soul. The ceramic material is microwave and dishwasher safe, making it practical for daily use.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen you gift this mug, you're giving more than a drink vessel—you're offering a lighthearted nod to the hard work and patience required in the courtroom. The quote's playful tone matches the recipient's professional life, turning a routine coffee break into a moment of levity. The four color options let you choose a style that matches their office décor or personal taste.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this mug as a birthday gift that blends wit and utility, and watch the recipient smile with each sip. Grab yours.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by coffee lovers who enjoy a dash of humor, this mug fits anyone who appreciates a clever twist on everyday roles and brings a lighthearted start to their day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for birthdays, the mug's bright two-tone design adds a playful touch to celebratory mornings and evening chats, making each sip feel like a small, joyful celebration.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable ceramic, it holds 11oz of coffee and is both microwave and dishwasher safe for easy use and cleanup, ensuring long-lasting enjoyment without extra effort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA bold quote reads, 'I May Be A Magistrate, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' The printed words add a witty spark to each sip, reminding the holder that even authority has limits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and add a splash of humor to any coffee ritual, turning ordinary mornings into memorable moments of laughter and reflection.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White\/Black \/ 11oz","offer_id":49161644310763,"sku":"PTM-146-5-179972","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Pink \/ 11oz","offer_id":49161644343531,"sku":"PTM-146-8-179972","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Red \/ 11oz","offer_id":49161644376299,"sku":"PTM-146-6-179972","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White\/Navy \/ 11oz","offer_id":49161644409067,"sku":"PTM-146-7-179972","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/11oz_black_two_tone_coffee_mug_179972_Black_1500_1750.png?v=1786068474","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/birthday-gift-magistrate-keepsake-two-tone-coffee-mug-for-her","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}