{"product_id":"birthday-gift-of-a-collie-is-an-asshole-and-thats-okay-bracelet","title":"Birthday Gift Of A Collie Is An Asshole And That's Okay Bracelet","description":"For the dog lover who knows that a collie's charm is matched only by its occasional mischief, this bracelet turns everyday style into a playful statement. The bold print reads, \"Proud Parent Of A Collie That Is Sometimes An Asshole And That's Okay,\" capturing the humor that only a true owner can appreciate. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned as a birthday gift, it celebrates the special bond between a parent and their four-legged companion. Whether you're gifting it to a husband, a father, or a close friend, the message speaks directly to anyone who has shared countless walks and late-night cuddles with a collie. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe piece is crafted from black stainless steel, silver accents, and a flexible silicone band, ensuring durability against rust, corrosion, and everyday wear. Its adjustable clasp guarantees a comfortable fit for any wrist, while the premium bag adds a touch of elegance to the presentation. The bracelet's matte finish resists fingerprints, keeping the design crisp even after daily use, while the silicone band offers a soft, breathable feel against the skin. Additionally, the adjustable length allows it to be worn on either wrist, making it a versatile accessory for any style preference. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis keepsake not only showcases a love for a beloved pet but also serves as a daily reminder that imperfections make the relationship stronger. Celebrate the quirks and the joy that a collie brings into life—and get one daily today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by dog lovers who appreciate a playful edge, this bracelet speaks directly to those who cherish their collie companions with humor and love, making it a fantastic accessory for everyday wear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for birthdays, this keepsake turns a simple celebration into a memorable moment, reminding the recipient of the joy and occasional mischief that only a collie can bring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from black stainless steel, silver accents, and a silicone band, this adjustable bracelet resists rust, corrosion, and tarnishing, ensuring a durable, stylish look that lasts through countless walks and play sessions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen the wearer sees the printed words, 'Proud parent of a collie that is sometimes an asshole and that's okay,' they smile, feeling validated and connected to the unique bond they share with their spirited dog.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and celebrate the special connection you share with your collie, turning everyday moments into lasting memories that echo the playful spirit of your beloved pet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":49212752527595,"sku":"PTM-146-22-78160","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/glidelock_bracelet_1_78160_Black_2000_640.png?v=1786583669","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/birthday-gift-of-a-collie-is-an-asshole-and-thats-okay-bracelet","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}