{"product_id":"carpenter-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-2","title":"Carpenter Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"For the master of wood and the humor that keeps the workshop lively, this star ornament delivers a punch of wit that will make any carpenter's face light up. The quote, \"I May Be A Carpenter, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" is printed in bold, edge-to-edge colors that shine against the white, star-shaped MDF body. The high-gloss finish keeps the design bright, and the lightweight construction means it won't wobble on a tree or break in a busy home.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for dads, grandfathers, or friends who love a good laugh while they build, this gift fits any Christmas celebration. It's a thoughtful present for a carpenter who appreciates a clever joke about the trade, and it works well for birthdays, anniversaries, or house-warming parties. The festive gold cord makes hanging simple, so it can be displayed proudly in any living room or workshop.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating for lasting color. The sublimation process ensures the quote remains vivid even after years of handling. The design is safe for households with children or pets, as the piece is resistant to breaking and easy to clean.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this star ornament to the carpenter who keeps the jokes coming and the tools humming. It's a holiday reminder that a good laugh can be as sturdy as a well-finished beam. Add it to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for the carpenter in your life, this star ornament celebrates his skill and humor while brightening any holiday décor. It shows a witty quote that reminds him he can build but not fix people, adding a playful edge to the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for Christmas celebrations, it fits perfectly on a tree or mantle, adding a touch of wit to your festive setting and making the room feel more alive with playful charm. The high-gloss finish keeps colors bright through many seasons.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it resists breakage and stays vibrant through many holiday seasons, ensuring it remains a lasting reminder of shared laughter. The lightweight design is safe around pets and children.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis piece carries the quote, \"I May Be A Carpenter, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" a playful reminder that even the best builders have limits, and it sparks conversation with every glance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and add a splash of humor to your holiday traditions, turning a simple ornament into a cherished memory that brightens every gathering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49381261213931,"sku":"PTM-146-16-172601","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/star_ornament_172601_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788925932","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/carpenter-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-2","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}