{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-her-mortician-oval-ornament-present","title":"Christmas Gift for Her Mortician Oval Ornament Present","description":"For the bold and witty mortician who loves a good laugh, this Christmas Ornament turns a holiday tree into a conversation starter. The printed quote, \"I May Be A Mortician, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" is rendered in bright, vivid colors that pop against the white oval backdrop, making the piece a standout addition to any festive décor.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for gifting to a friend, colleague, or family member who appreciates dark humor, this ornament fits perfectly into Christmas celebrations. The durable MDF construction and high-gloss plastic finish ensure it remains a lasting keepsake, while the lightweight design keeps it safe around children and pets.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach piece comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, so it can be displayed on a tree, mantle, or even as a desk accent. The 3.25-inch height and 1\/8-inch thickness give it a substantial feel without adding bulk, making it a practical yet playful addition to any holiday display.\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCelebrate the season with a gift that blends humor and holiday spirit—add this unique ornament to your cart today and give a laugh that will echo through the years.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by anyone who enjoys a darkly humorous twist on holiday decor, this oval ornament fits perfectly in a festive tree setting and adds a playful edge to the seasonal display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCelebrated during Christmas, it offers a unique twist for the season, making it a standout gift that sparks conversation at any gathering and brightens the holiday mood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it resists breakage and stays bright, even in homes with pets or kids, ensuring lasting enjoyment for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote, 'I may be a mortician, but I can't fix stupid people.', brings a chuckle that echoes the holiday spirit and adds a witty touch to the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and give a gift that balances humor with holiday cheer for a memorable Christmas, ensuring smiles and laughter around the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49161312501995,"sku":"PTM-146-18-181385","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_181385_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786061801","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-her-mortician-oval-ornament-present","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}