{"product_id":"christmas-gift-for-her-umpire-oval-ornament-present","title":"Christmas Gift for Her Umpire Oval Ornament Present","description":"Christmas arrives with a jolly ring, and this white oval ornament adds a playful twist to your tree. The quote, \"I May Be An Umpire, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,\" sits boldly across the polished surface, a cheeky nod to the game's most disciplined officials. The bright, edge-to-edge sublimation keeps the words sharp and the colors vivid, so the message stays lively year after year.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis piece is a great gift for any umpire who loves a bit of humor. It fits birthdays, retirement celebrations, or simply as a surprise for a friend who calls the shots on the field. The lightweight MDF and high-gloss finish keep it bright and safe for homes with kids or pets, making it a practical choice for everyday display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, making it a subtle yet striking addition to any holiday décor. A festive gold cord hangs easily, so it can be displayed on a tree, mantle, or even a desk. Its durable construction means it will withstand the hustle of the season without cracking, and the glossy finish resists fingerprints for a clean look.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this witty, durable ornament to your holiday list and give a gift that keeps the spirit of the game alive. Grab yours.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by sports lovers, this oval ornament celebrates the quirky spirit of baseball and brings a playful touch to any holiday display, making it a standout piece for family gatherings and office parties alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Christmas, the bright white finish and high-gloss coating make it a standout piece that complements festive décor and adds a dash of personality to the tree, ensuring it catches every eye during the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable MDF with a sleek plastic sheen, this lightweight ornament resists breakage, making it safe for homes with kids or pets and ensuring long-term enjoyment for years of holiday traditions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA witty reminder of the game's rules, the printed quote 'I May Be An Umpire, But I Can't Fix Stupid People' sparks conversation and laughter with every glance, turning a simple ornament into a memorable conversation starter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and add a memorable touch to your holiday celebrations, knowing this unique keepsake will become a cherished part of your seasonal décor for many years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49200402235627,"sku":"PTM-146-18-188683","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_188683_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786501555","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/christmas-gift-for-her-umpire-oval-ornament-present","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}