{"product_id":"christmas-gift-funny-actuary-ornament-dont-trust-that-actuarys-vibe","title":"Christmas Gift Funny Actuary Ornament - Don't Trust That Actuary's Vibe","description":"Finding the great Christmas gift for the actuary in your life can be a surprisingly challenging endeavor—until now. This heart-shaped ornament offers a playful nod to their profession, blending the precision of actuarial science with a dash of irreverent humor. It's a gift that speaks volumes, acknowledging their dedication while celebrating their playful side.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is ideal for actuaries, their friends, and their colleagues, making it a fantastic choice for Christmas gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, or a simple way to show appreciation. Whether it's a gift from a coworker, a present from a sibling, or a treat for yourself, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to the face of any actuary who appreciates a good laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a vibrant, high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is designed to last for years to come. The edge-to-edge sublimation printing ensures the quote, 'Don't Trust An Actuary That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' remains bright and vivid, adding a touch of personality to any Christmas tree or holiday display. It's lightweight, resistant to breakage, and ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSurprise the actuary in your life with this unique and humorous Christmas tree ornament, a delightful keepsake that captures their spirit and celebrates the holiday season; add to cart now and share a laugh this Christmas.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by actuaries and their friends, this Christmas tree ornament makes a delightful addition to any holiday display, especially for those who appreciate a touch of dry humor and a strong cup of coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis heart-shaped ornament, measuring 2.75 inches tall, is printed edge-to-edge with the playful quote, 'Don't Trust An Actuary That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' offering a memorable keepsake for actuaries who appreciate a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for a Christmas gift exchange among colleagues or a stocking stuffer for the actuary in your life, this ornament's vibrant colors and durable construction make it a lasting memento of shared laughter and holiday cheer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by friends and family, this ornament captures the essence of actuarial humor, offering a lighthearted reminder to embrace the absurdities of life while enjoying a strong brew.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShare a laugh this Christmas and add this unique ornament to your tree, creating a memorable holiday moment for the actuary who appreciates a good joke and strong coffee; add to cart to brighten their season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67951380005099,"sku":"PTM-146-17-309895","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_309895_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791770296","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/christmas-gift-funny-actuary-ornament-dont-trust-that-actuarys-vibe","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}