{"product_id":"christmas-gift-neurosurgeon-star-ornament-surprise-for-teens-humor","title":"Christmas Gift Neurosurgeon Star Ornament Surprise for Teens Humor","description":"A star-shaped holiday keepsake that glows with a bold, coffee-driven message, turning a quiet tree into a lively conversation starter. Its bright, edge-to-edge print captures the humor of a seasoned neurosurgeon who knows that a good laugh and a strong brew are essential tools in the operating room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for medical professionals, students, and anyone who appreciates a playful nod to the brain-surgery world, this ornament is the great Christmas Gift for teens, colleagues, or friends who enjoy a witty reminder that even the most skilled surgeons need caffeine and a sense of humor. The lightweight MDF construction and high-gloss finish make it sturdy enough for everyday handling while keeping the vibrant colors vivid and long-lasting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach piece measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, crafted from durable engineered wood and finished with a glossy coating that resists fading. The gold cord that comes with the ornament allows for easy, secure hanging on any tree, ensuring it stays in place even in a bustling holiday setting. The star shape adds a touch of celestial charm, making it a standout addition to any festive display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this coffee-powered, humor-filled keepsake to someone who deserves a laugh during the holiday season and watch the room light up with smiles. Get one today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for neuroscience enthusiasts and humor lovers, this star ornament brings a playful twist to any holiday display, celebrating the quirky side of medical science with a wink and a nod to the daily grind of the operating room.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas tree decorating, this keepsake adds a dash of irreverent charm to the festive scene, making it an unforgettable gift that sparks conversation and laughter among family and friends during the holiday season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the 3.25-inch star is lightweight yet resilient, featuring edge-to-edge sublimation for vivid colors and a gold cord for easy hanging, ensuring it stays bright year after year.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang it, the printed words—'don't trust a neurosurgeon that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot'—remind the recipient that even the most skilled surgeons need caffeine and a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and add a bold, coffee-powered twist to your holiday décor, giving your loved one a memorable keepsake that will spark smiles for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49399888937195,"sku":"PTM-146-16-321428","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/star_ornament_321428_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789271604","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/christmas-gift-neurosurgeon-star-ornament-surprise-for-teens-humor","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}