{"product_id":"christmas-gift-reporter-star-ornament-dont-trust-a-reporters-tone","title":"Christmas Gift Reporter Star Ornament - Don't Trust A Reporter's Tone","description":"For those immersed in the world of news and reporting, where cynicism often dances with dedication, finding a gift that resonates with their unique perspective can feel like a challenge. This Christmas ornament, featuring the bold declaration 'Don't Trust A Reporter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' offers a playful nod to the demanding realities of the profession and the occasional need for a strong caffeine kick.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas tree ornament is ideal for reporters, journalism students, or anyone who appreciates a healthy dose of sarcasm and a love for the truth. Whether it's a Christmas gift for a coworker, a quirky present for a friend, or a festive addition to your own holiday decor, this star-shaped keepsake is sure to bring a smile to their face. It's also a great choice for White Elephant exchanges or as a fun stocking stuffer.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 3.25 inches tall and crafted from durable MDF with a vibrant, edge-to-edge print, this ornament is designed to withstand the rigors of the holiday season. The included gold cord makes hanging it on your Christmas tree simple and stress-free, ensuring it's ready to add a touch of humor to your festive display. The star's white color and glossy finish create a visually appealing accent that complements any decorating style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShow your appreciation for the hard work and dedication of the reporters in your life with this unique and memorable Christmas ornament. Get one today and spread a little laughter this holiday season.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCelebrate the Christmas season with a thoughtful keepsake for the tenacious journalists and news hounds in your life, this sturdy star ornament acknowledges their dedication to the craft.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChristmas gatherings call for distinctive decorations, and this star ornament is a fantastic addition to any tree or festive display, it's a playful and unexpected gift for reporters, broadcast professionals, or anyone who admires their commitment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConstructed from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, this star ornament boasts vibrant, edge-to-edge printing that will remain bright for years to come, measuring 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbrace the unfiltered truth with this cheeky and spirited ornament, featuring the quote 'Don't Trust A Reporter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot, ' a sentiment that resonates with those who appreciate a blunt and honest approach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecure a distinctive Christmas keepsake for the discerning reporter in your world and infuse your holiday décor with a touch of rebellious charm, this star ornament makes a memorable addition to any space.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68108529074411,"sku":"PTM-146-16-325890","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/star_ornament_325890_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792197701","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/christmas-gift-reporter-star-ornament-dont-trust-a-reporters-tone","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}