{"product_id":"christmas-ornament-gift-auctioneer-quote-bold-humorous-present","title":"Christmas Ornament Gift Auctioneer Quote, Bold \u0026 Humorous Present","description":"Hang a bit of wry honesty on your tree this year with this bold circle ornament—a playful addition to any holiday display. Crafted from durable MDF and finished with a vibrant, high-gloss coating, this ornament is ready to bring a touch of irreverent charm to your Christmas decorations. The edge-to-edge sublimation printing ensures the quote's impact shines through, offering a unique and memorable festive accent for those who appreciate a straightforward approach.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis ornament makes a fantastic gift for the auctioneer in your life—perhaps a seasoned professional, a dedicated enthusiast, or someone just starting their journey in the world of bidding and sales. It's also a great choice for any Christmas celebration where a little humor is welcome, like a family gathering, a holiday office party, or a fun get-together with friends who share a similar appreciation for directness and a good cup of coffee. This white circle ornament is sure to spark conversation and bring a smile to the recipient's face.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 2.75 inches tall and just 1\/8 inch thick, this lightweight ornament is easy to hang thanks to the included festive gold cord. The durable MDF construction and protective plastic finish ensure it can withstand the occasional bump and jostle, making it a lasting addition to holiday décor for years to come.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas, gift a token of recognition for the person who values honesty and isn't afraid to speak their mind, creating a lasting reminder of your appreciation and a touch of humor for their holiday season; secure this spirited ornament and bring a smile to their face.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for auctioneers and their friends, this Christmas tree ornament adds a touch of playful sarcasm to any holiday display, crafted from sturdy MDF for lasting enjoyment and festive cheer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas, stocking stuffers, or a quirky Secret Santa exchange, this circle ornament is a memorable present for the auctioneer in your life, bringing a smile with its bold and irreverent message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament resists breakage and maintains its vibrant colors thanks to edge-to-edge sublimation printing, ensuring it remains a cherished holiday keepsake for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis Christmas ornament proudly displays the quote, 'Don't Trust An Auctioneer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' a humorous sentiment that resonates with those in the auction world and makes a unique and memorable present.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA lightweight design and included gold cord make this ornament easy to hang on any Christmas tree, adding a touch of levity to your holiday decor—grab yours and spread some auctioneer humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67951274885355,"sku":"PTM-146-15-311616","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_311616_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791764095","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/christmas-ornament-gift-auctioneer-quote-bold-humorous-present","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}