{"product_id":"database-administrator-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-5","title":"Database Administrator Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"For the database administrator who keeps the data flowing, this Christmas Ornament turns a simple tree decoration into a witty conversation starter that celebrates the daily grind with a dash of humor. Its bright, edge-to-edge print showcases a line only a seasoned tech professional will truly appreciate, making it a standout piece for any holiday display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for office walls, living room shelves, or as a centerpiece on a holiday tree, this keepsake fits seamlessly into any setting. Whether displayed beside a monitor or hung above a desk, it adds a touch of personality to workspaces and homes alike, reminding everyone that even the most complex systems deserve a little lighthearted recognition.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIts 2.75-inch diameter and lightweight MDF construction make it safe for homes with curious children or playful pets, while the high-gloss plastic finish preserves bright, vivid colors for years. The durable MDF core resists impact, and the edge-to-edge sublimation ensures no fading, so the ornament remains a cheerful reminder of the day's data triumphs throughout countless holiday seasons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA festive gold cord allows easy hanging, making it a stress-free addition to any décor. Whether you're gifting a colleague, a friend, or a loved one who loves tech, this ornament delivers humor and holiday spirit while honoring their expertise. Add this keepsake to your tree and let it spark laughter and appreciation—get one today and celebrate the joy of data mastery.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for database administrators who appreciate humor, this ornament showcases a witty quote that resonates with tech professionals. It adds a playful touch to any holiday decor while honoring their daily work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by gift-givers looking for a unique Christmas present, this piece fits perfectly on a tree or as a tabletop accent. Its 2.75-inch diameter makes it a standout centerpiece during seasonal celebrations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA sturdy MDF core with a high-gloss plastic coating ensures the ornament remains vibrant year after year. The edge-to-edge sublimation printing delivers sharp, vivid colors that capture the quote's spirit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA light-hearted reminder that even the most skilled Database Administrator can't fix everything, the printed words read, 'I can't fix stupid but I'm a fairly decent database administrator.' This quote brings a smile to colleagues and friends alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and give a holiday keepsake that celebrates both tech expertise and holiday cheer, ensuring a memorable gift that brightens any festive setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68188820046059,"sku":"PTM-146-15-335071","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_335071_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792466032","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/database-administrator-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-5","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}