{"product_id":"neurosurgeon-heart-ornament-christmas-gift-for-family-treasure","title":"Neurosurgeon Heart Ornament Christmas Gift for Family Treasure","description":"A white heart ornament hangs on the tree, its bright edge-to-edge print shouting, \"Don't Trust A Neurosurgeon That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot. \" The bold words catch the eye and remind everyone that even the most serious doctors need a laugh. The design is printed on a sturdy 2.75″ tall, 1\/8 thick, 0.5 oz.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMDF piece with a high-gloss finish that keeps the colors vivid for years. This gift is ideal for a neurosurgeon who loves humor, a colleague who appreciates a witty joke, or a family member who knows the surgeon's love of coffee. It works for Christmas, birthdays, or a thank-you celebration after a long shift.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe recipient can proudly hang it on a holiday tree or a desk, sharing a chuckle with friends and patients alike. The ornament is lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it safe for homes with children or pets. It comes with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, so it can be displayed without fuss. The high-gloss plastic finish protects the design, ensuring the quote stays sharp and bright even after many seasons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGive this heart ornament to the neurosurgeon who keeps the brain calm and the coffee strong. It's a playful reminder that a good laugh can ease the day. Add it to your cart today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for neurosurgeons who cherish humor and coffee, this heart ornament celebrates their unique blend of science and wit, making it a standout addition to any holiday display that brightens the room with a playful grin.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among family members who appreciate a witty twist on tradition, this ornament fits perfectly on a Christmas tree or as a desk accent, adding a playful edge to the season while sparking conversation among guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament is lightweight yet sturdy, printed edge-to-edge via sublimation for bright, vivid colors that endure year after year without fading or cracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among those who love a bold statement, the printed quote reads, \"Don't trust a neurosurgeon that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,\" delivering a humorous reminder of the profession's quirks that will keep smiles coming.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours today and give a memorable, laugh-inducing gift that will be cherished for years to come, ensuring every holiday gathering feels a little brighter and more spirited.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49376630702315,"sku":"PTM-146-17-321428","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_321428_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788835564","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/neurosurgeon-heart-ornament-christmas-gift-for-family-treasure","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}