{"product_id":"nuclear-technologist-christmas-ornament-keepsake-for-him-gift","title":"Nuclear Technologist Christmas Ornament Keepsake for Him Gift","description":"For nuclear technologists who love a good laugh, this circular ornament turns any holiday display into a conversation starter with its bold, tongue-in-cheek message about coffee-driven science. The witty quote instantly sparks smiles and reminds everyone that even the most serious labs need a little humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis keepsake is fantastic for him, the engineer who balances equations with espresso. Whether it's a Christmas tree, a birthday celebration, or a milestone anniversary, the ornament adds a playful touch that celebrates both science and friendship. Measuring 2.75 inches tall, 1\/8 inch thick, and weighing only 0.5 ounces, the piece is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEdge-to-edge sublimation keeps the colors bright, while the lightweight construction resists breakage in households with children or pets. A festive gold cord makes hanging effortless on a tree or mantle. Add this witty holiday treasure to your collection and watch the scientist in your life grin from ear to ear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIts sturdy build and vivid design make it a lasting reminder of shared jokes and bright moments. Add to cart.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by nuclear scientists and coffee lovers alike, this ornament celebrates the unique blend of science and humor that defines the nuclear technologist community. It fits perfectly on any holiday tree or desk, adding a touch of playful science.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantastic for Christmas celebrations, this keepsake adds a memorable splash of wit to holiday décor. Its bright, edge-to-edge print ensures the quote stands out, making it a standout gift that sparks conversation among family and friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight ornament measures 2.75″ tall and 1\/8″ thick, weighing only 0.5 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by those who appreciate bold humor, this ornament displays the quote 'Don't trust a nuclear technologist that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot', reminding recipients that a good laugh can defuse even the most tense moments.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd this witty holiday keepsake to your cart and give the fantastic blend of science and sarcasm to the nuclear technologist in your life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68095858802923,"sku":"PTM-146-15-321571","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_321571_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792110080","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/nuclear-technologist-christmas-ornament-keepsake-for-him-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}