{"product_id":"painter-favorite-kids-christmas-ornament-gift-with-coffee-and-swear","title":"Painter Favorite Kids Christmas Ornament Gift with Coffee and Swear","description":"A snowflake that crackles with wit, this ornament turns a holiday tree into a gallery of giggles for young painters who love coffee and colorful chaos.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for kids who wield brushes like swords and swear like poets, it fits perfectly on a Christmas tree or as a desk companion during art class. The stainless steel shell keeps the quote safe from splashes of paint or accidental knocks, while the smooth finish catches the light for a playful sparkle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMeasuring 3.14 inches across, the piece is sturdy enough for a child's hands yet delicate enough to hang on a delicate branch. Its shatterproof construction means it can survive the excitement of a holiday party, a school display, or a family gathering without a single crack.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen the lights flicker, the printed words—'Don't trust a painter that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot'—come alive, reminding the giver and the receiver that art is as much about personality as it is about pigment. This unique gift celebrates creativity, humor, and the joy of giving, making it a memorable addition to any festive celebration. Add to cart and give a laugh that lasts a lifetime.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade for young artists who love bold humor, this ornament adds a playful twist to any holiday display. It celebrates the creative spirit of kids who enjoy quirky gifts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Christmas celebrations, it becomes a standout piece on the tree, sparking laughter among family and friends during the festive season. The cheerful tone complements holiday traditions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from premium stainless steel, this shatterproof ornament measures 3.14 inches in diameter, ensuring it stays safe and durable for years of holiday use. Its sleek finish adds a modern touch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen the gift is opened, the printed words 'don't trust a painter that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' will bring a grin and a shared laugh, turning the moment into a memorable joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart to give a holiday surprise that blends humor and craftsmanship, fantastic for gifting to a young painter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":49354806460651,"sku":"PTM-146-20-322543","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/snowflake_ornament_1_322543_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788664892","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/painter-favorite-kids-christmas-ornament-gift-with-coffee-and-swear","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}