{"product_id":"performer-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-with-edge-to-edge","title":"Performer Keepsake Christmas Ornament for Him Gift with Edge-to-Edge","description":"Performer fans and gift shoppers alike will notice this bright, edge-to-edge printed ornament that captures a tongue-in-cheek sentiment about the stage. The white, 2.75-inch circle, crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coat, offers a sleek, modern look that complements any holiday décor. The sublimated quote, printed in vivid colors, stays sharp and bright even after years of hanging on a tree or shelf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWonderful for dads, brothers, or partners who love a good joke, this Christmas ornament is a surprise that fits any holiday décor, from a family tree to a desk on a work floor. The lightweight design, only 0.5 oz, makes it safe for households with children or pets, while the sturdy construction ensures it won't break under the weight of a small tree topper. The festive gold cord that comes with the piece adds a touch of elegance and makes hanging effortless.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, it measures 2.75 inches tall and comes with a gold cord for easy hanging. The sublimated quote stays vivid, making it a lasting keepsake that the giver can proudly present. The ornament's edge-to-edge printing means the humor is visible from every angle, turning a simple decoration into a conversation starter. Whether you're gifting it to a loved one or adding it to your own collection, this humorous keepsake will spark smiles and memories.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe bright, durable design and the witty message make it a standout addition to any holiday display. Make it yours today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for performers who love a good laugh, this ornament celebrates their stage presence while adding a touch of wit to any holiday décor, making it a standout piece on a tree or mantle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for the festive season, this keepsake shines bright during Christmas celebrations, offering a playful surprise for family gatherings, office parties, or any gathering where humor and holiday spirit mingle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating, this 2.75-inch circle ornament is lightweight yet durable, resisting breakage even in homes with curious pets or energetic children, ensuring long-lasting enjoyment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang it, the printed words—'I May Be A Performer, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.'—serve as a playful reminder that even stars need a break from the chaos, sparking smiles and conversation among guests.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours today and let this witty keepsake become a cherished part of your holiday story, adding a memorable touch to your tree while celebrating the performer in your life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49322712105195,"sku":"PTM-146-15-183361","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_183361_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788240199","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/performer-keepsake-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift-with-edge-to-edge","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}