{"product_id":"performer-star-christmas-ornament-for-family-treasure-gift","title":"Performer Star Christmas Ornament for Family Treasure Gift","description":"Imagine a star that not only glows on your tree but also delivers a punchy line that keeps everyone laughing. This performer-centric ornament captures the spirit of those who love a sharp, unapologetic joke, turning a simple decoration into a conversation starter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for families who celebrate Christmas with humor, this white star ornament is great for gifting to parents, siblings, or grandparents who appreciate a bold statement. Its festive gold cord makes hanging effortless, while the durable MDF construction ensures it survives holiday mishaps.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach piece measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, crafted from engineered wood and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating. The sublimation process prints the quote edge-to-edge, guaranteeing bright, vivid colors that stay sharp through countless seasons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're looking to surprise a loved one or add a memorable touch to your own tree, this star ornament delivers a bold, honest punch that will be remembered for years, and celebrate the joy of shared laughter. Make it yours today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for family members who love a sharp joke, this star ornament brings a playful edge to any holiday décor, sparking smiles and conversation around the tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for Christmas celebrations, the bright white star shines on the tree, making every glance a reminder of shared laughter and holiday cheer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe ornament is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring it stays vivid and sturdy through seasons, and lasting color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA heartfelt surprise: 'Don't trust a performer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' adds a bold, honest punch to your festive display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and let this witty star become a cherished holiday tradition that brightens every gathering, reminding loved ones of the joy that comes from sharing a good laugh.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49320113471723,"sku":"PTM-146-16-323146","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/star_ornament_323146_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788145520","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/performer-star-christmas-ornament-for-family-treasure-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}