{"product_id":"quirky-umpire-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends","title":"Quirky Umpire Christmas Ornament Gift for Friends","description":"Picture a crisp white oval hanging above a holiday tree, its glossy surface reflecting the glow of lights. The bold words, \"Umpire. I'm Not Arguing. I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right,\" crackle with a playful edge that turns any baseball fan's grin into a full-blown chuckle. The ornament's shape mimics a classic baseball badge, instantly drawing attention from every corner of the room.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis ornament is the lovely surprise for friends who love the game, whether they're seasoned players or casual supporters. Ideal for Christmas celebrations, it adds a touch of humor to any tree while honoring the sport's quiet authority. It's a conversation starter that fits neatly among traditional baubles, making it a memorable addition to any holiday display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coat, the piece measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick. Sublimation printing delivers vivid, edge-to-edge colors that stay bright even in bright holiday lights. Lightweight yet sturdy, it resists breaking, making it safe for households with children or pets. A festive gold cord lets it hang effortlessly, adding a polished touch.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this witty keepsake to your holiday décor and give a friend a gift that keeps the spirit of the game alive. Make it yours and watch the smiles grow.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for baseball lovers who appreciate a playful nod to the field, this oval ornament celebrates the sport's quirky side.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for holiday decorating, the 3.25″ tall piece fits perfectly on any tree or mantle, adding a dash of sport to festive décor while its lightweight design ensures it stays secure during the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic coating, ensuring it remains bright and damage-free even in busy homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA humorous reminder that the umpire is simply explaining the rules, the printed quote reads, \"I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and gift this playful authority to a friend, adding a unique touch to their holiday décor that will spark conversation and smiles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49376077873387,"sku":"PTM-146-18-305852","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_305852_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788828654","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/quirky-umpire-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}