{"product_id":"real-estate-investor-keepsake-holiday-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","title":"Real Estate Investor Keepsake Holiday Christmas Ornament for Him Gift","description":"For real estate investors who love a sharp joke, this heart-shaped ornament delivers a playful nod to their profession while adding holiday sparkle. The printed line, 'Do Not Make Me Use My Real Estate Investor Voice,' sits boldly on a white, high-gloss MDF heart that feels sturdy yet lightweight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis keepsake is great for the investor who balances boardrooms with family time. Hang it on a Christmas tree or display it on a mantle to spark conversation and remind them that even the busiest deal-maker deserves a moment of levity. The ornament's 2.75-inch height and 0.5-ounce weight make it safe for homes with pets or children.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the piece resists breaking and keeps its bright, vivid colors thanks to edge-to-edge sublimation printing. A festive gold cord is included for easy hanging, ensuring the ornament stays secure while adding a touch of holiday elegance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this witty Christmas ornament to your collection and give a thoughtful gift that celebrates both profession and holiday spirit. Add to cart.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis ornament is great for the seasoned real estate investor who loves a touch of humor in their holiday décor. It celebrates their sharp wit and sharp deals, making it a standout piece on any Christmas tree or mantle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for gifting this holiday season, it delivers a playful reminder that even the busiest broker can enjoy a moment of levity amid the festive rush. It arrives wrapped in a festive gold cord, ready to hang and bring smiles to family gatherings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this lightweight heart ornament measures 2.75 inches tall, 1\/8 inch thick, and weighs only half an ounce for easy handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLoved by investors who appreciate a good joke, this piece proudly displays the quote 'Do not make me use my real estate investor voice' in bold, bright lettering, sparking laughter and lighthearted banter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd this witty holiday keepsake to your cart and give the investor in your life a gift that balances business with joy. It's the great blend of humor and holiday spirit, sure to become a cherished tradition for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49349791940843,"sku":"PTM-146-17-206198","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_206198_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1788590773","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/real-estate-investor-keepsake-holiday-christmas-ornament-for-him-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}