{"product_id":"sarcastic-carpenter-christmas-ornament-gift-for-roommates-a-memento","title":"Sarcastic Carpenter Christmas Ornament Gift for Roommates - A Memento","description":"For those who appreciate the skillful hands and often-gruff humor of a dedicated carpenter, this unique heart ornament is a fantastic way to celebrate their passion. It's a great blend of practicality and personality, ideal for adding a touch of levity to any Christmas tree or holiday display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis heart ornament is designed for carpenters, woodworkers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. It's an ideal Christmas present for roommates, friends, family members, or even a special someone who spends their days crafting with wood. Whether it's a Christmas tree decoration or a year-round keepsake, this ornament captures a playful sentiment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF and coated with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament ensures vibrant, long-lasting colors and a sturdy build. The included gold cord makes hanging effortless, allowing for immediate festive decorating. Printed from edge-to-edge via sublimation, the quote 'Don't Trust A Carpenter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' is boldly displayed, adding a touch of sarcastic charm to any space.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis delightful Christmas ornament provides a memorable and humorous gift for the carpenter in your life, a lovely way to spread cheer and acknowledge their dedication. Grab yours now and make this holiday season extra special.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis charming heart ornament makes a thoughtful Christmas present for your favorite carpenter, ready to adorn any tree with a touch of humor and personality during the holiday season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas, this durable MDF ornament features a high-gloss finish and vibrant, edge-to-edge printing, ensuring a long-lasting and eye-catching addition to their festive decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a protective plastic coating, this lightweight ornament is resistant to breakage, offering a worry-free decoration even in busy households with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFeaturing the quote 'Don't Trust A Carpenter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' this ornament is a humorous and relatable memento for those who appreciate a touch of irreverence and a strong cup of coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and surprise the carpenter in your life with a unique and memorable Christmas tree ornament that celebrates their craft and quirky sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67951956164843,"sku":"PTM-146-17-312411","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_312411_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791783644","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sarcastic-carpenter-christmas-ornament-gift-for-roommates-a-memento","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}