{"product_id":"sarcastic-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends-dont-trust-a-tool-maker","title":"Sarcastic Christmas Ornament Gift for Friends - Don't Trust A Tool Maker","description":"For the discerning tool maker who appreciates a bit of dry wit and a strong cup of coffee, this Christmas ornament is a great reflection of their candid personality. It's a fun and unexpected way to celebrate their craft and add a touch of humor to the holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis novelty Christmas ornament is ideal for tool makers, mechanics, handymen, and anyone who appreciates a sarcastic sense of humor. It's a delightful gift for friends, family members, or even yourself, lovely for Christmas, stocking stuffers, or as a unique addition to any holiday decor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from premium stainless steel, this 3.14-inch diameter snowflake ornament is not only visually appealing but also incredibly durable, resisting shattering and ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come. The quote, 'Don't Trust A Tool Maker That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' is printed directly onto the metal, creating a bold and humorous statement that's sure to spark conversation and laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShow the tool maker in your life how much you appreciate their skills and their unique sense of humor with this memorable Christmas ornament. Get one today and add a touch of playful sarcasm to your holiday festivities.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for tool-loving friends and family, this Christmas ornament makes a humorous addition to their tree, celebrating their unique passion for tools with a novel sentiment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas, stocking stuffers, or white elephant exchanges, this metal keepsake offers a durable and eye-catching way to showcase a toolmaker's personality and sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from premium stainless steel, this 3.14-inch diameter ornament is shatterproof, ensuring it remains a cherished decoration for many holiday seasons to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBringing a touch of irreverent charm to the holiday season, this ornament is adorned with the quote, 'Don't Trust A Tool Maker That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' offering a delightfully sarcastic expression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a dash of playful sarcasm to your Christmas tree and get one today, making it a memorable and amusing keepsake for the tool enthusiast in your life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":68110150795499,"sku":"PTM-146-20-328230","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/snowflake_ornament_1_328230_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792209027","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sarcastic-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends-dont-trust-a-tool-maker","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}