{"product_id":"sarcastic-engineer-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-their-coffee","title":"Sarcastic Engineer Christmas Ornament Gift - Don't Trust Their Coffee","description":"For those who appreciate the brilliance and occasional bluntness of engineers, this ornament is a great way to celebrate their unique perspective. It's a lighthearted nod to the dedication and caffeine-fueled problem-solving that defines the profession.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis heart ornament is ideal for engineers, engineering students, and anyone who appreciates a good dose of sarcasm. It's a wonderful Christmas present for roommates, colleagues, or family members who share a love for all things technical and a healthy appreciation for a strong cup of coffee. It's a fantastic addition to any Christmas tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from durable MDF with a vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print, this ornament is designed to withstand the rigors of holiday decorating. The high-gloss finish ensures the colors remain bright and vivid for years to come, while the lightweight construction and included gold cord make it easy to hang and enjoy. It's a lasting memento of a shared sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're searching for a unique Christmas ornament or a thoughtful present for an engineer who appreciates a bit of irreverence, this heart-shaped keepsake is sure to bring a smile to their face. Grab yours now and add a touch of playful sarcasm to your holiday festivities.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA cheeky present for the engineer in your life who appreciates a strong brew and unfiltered honesty, this ornament celebrates their unique perspective, it's a humorous nod to those who value practical solutions and aren't afraid to speak their minds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElevate your Christmas decor with this delightful heart ornament, ideal for celebrating engineers and bringing a touch of playful sarcasm to the holiday season, it's a fantastic addition to any Christmas tree, a fun stocking stuffer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis white heart ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and is just 1\/8 inch thick, crafted from durable MDF and finished with a glossy plastic coating for a vibrant and long-lasting design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbrace the engineer's pragmatic humor with the sentiment, 'Don't Trust An Engineer That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot, ' a bold statement that resonates with those who value efficiency and a direct approach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecure a unique and amusing keepsake for the engineer who appreciates a good laugh, and add a touch of irreverent charm to your holiday decorations, claim this heart ornament now and share a knowing smile with the recipient.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68029912842475,"sku":"PTM-146-17-316353","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_316353_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791956006","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sarcastic-engineer-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-their-coffee","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}