{"product_id":"sarcastic-secretary-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-coffee","title":"Sarcastic Secretary Christmas Ornament Gift - Don't Trust Coffee \u0026","description":"For the secretary who navigates the daily grind with a strong cup of coffee and a dry wit, this star ornament is a great expression of their unique personality. It's a fun and relatable gift that speaks to the realities of office life, blending humor with a touch of appreciation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is ideally suited as a gift for secretaries, administrative assistants, and other office professionals. It's a fantastic present from a boss, coworker, or friend for Christmas, Secret Santa, or any occasion where a lighthearted and humorous touch is desired. It's also a lovely memento for roommates who appreciate a bit of sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print, this star ornament features the quote 'Don't Trust A Secretary That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' in all its sarcastic glory. Its lightweight design and festive gold cord make it easy to display on any Christmas tree or holiday décor, adding a playful touch to any celebration.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShow your appreciation for a hardworking secretary with this unique and humorous Christmas ornament, a delightful addition to their holiday décor. Grab yours now and spread a little laughter this season.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among secretaries with a sharp wit, this star ornament makes a memorable Christmas tree decoration for any office, showcasing the quote 'Don't Trust A Secretary That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' with bold vibrancy and charm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for gifting to a beloved secretary during Christmas or any occasion where a bit of playful sarcasm is appreciated, this star ornament is crafted from durable MDF and features a high-gloss finish for lasting quality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy MDF with a glossy plastic finish, this Christmas ornament is designed to withstand the rigors of the holiday season and beyond, ensuring a cheerful display for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for celebrating a secretary's dedication and sense of humor, this lightweight star ornament arrives with a festive gold cord, making it easy to hang on any Christmas tree or holiday display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and add a touch of witty charm to your Christmas tree, creating a memorable holiday keepsake that will bring laughter and smiles for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68108828672235,"sku":"PTM-146-16-326653","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/star_ornament_326653_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792199926","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sarcastic-secretary-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-coffee","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}