{"product_id":"sarcastic-tool-maker-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends-dont-trust-a","title":"Sarcastic Tool Maker Christmas Ornament Gift for Friends - Don't Trust A","description":"If you know someone who spends their days crafting, building, and tinkering, they likely have a particular brand of humor – one that appreciates a little sarcasm and a lot of coffee. This Christmas ornament perfectly encapsulates that spirit, showcasing a delightfully irreverent quote that any tool maker will instantly recognize.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis circle ornament is ideal for tool makers, engineers, handymen, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh. It's a fantastic Christmas gift for friends, fathers, husbands, or even yourself! Great for adding a touch of personality to your Christmas tree or using as a funny stocking stuffer, this ornament is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament is crafted from durable MDF, featuring a high-gloss plastic finish for long-lasting vibrancy. Sublimation printing ensures the quote, 'Don't Trust A Tool Maker That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' is vividly displayed from edge-to-edge. Lightweight and easy to hang with the included gold cord, it's a hassle-free way to add a touch of humor to your holiday decorations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis unique Christmas keepsake is the lovely way to celebrate the holidays with a touch of sarcastic charm and show your appreciation for the hard-working tool maker in your life. Get one today and spread some laughter this Christmas season.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by those with a love for tools and a dark sense of humor, this Christmas ornament makes a hilarious and memorable keepsake, great for celebrating the holidays with a touch of irreverence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for the tool-loving friend or family member who appreciates a good laugh, this Christmas tree ornament arrives with a festive gold cord, ready to hang and add a touch of sarcastic charm to any holiday tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis novelty ornament features a durable MDF construction, measuring 2.75 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, making it a lightweight yet resilient addition to your Christmas decorations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful and humorous gift from a friend, this circle ornament captures the essence of a dedicated tool maker with a touch of playful cynicism, bringing a smile to the face of anyone who appreciates a bit of sarcasm.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and let this ornament be a conversation starter, adding a touch of playful rebellion to your holiday decor and showcasing a unique sense of humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68108530843883,"sku":"PTM-146-15-328230","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_328230_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792197860","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sarcastic-tool-maker-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends-dont-trust-a","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}