{"product_id":"sassy-author-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Sassy Author Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"For book lovers who appreciate a sharp wit, this circle ornament delivers a punchy reminder that authors can't fix everyone's quirks. The bright, edge-to-edge print showcases the quote in full, making it a standout piece on any holiday display. Its high-gloss finish keeps colors vivid even after years of hanging. A wonderful conversation starter for the season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for friends who enjoy a good laugh, this holiday keepsake fits seamlessly into Christmas décor or a playful office setting. The lightweight MDF construction resists breakage, so it's safe around pets and children. The included gold cord makes hanging effortless, while the durable finish ensures it stays pristine. Ideal for gifting to colleagues, classmates, or family members who love a clever twist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament measures 2.75 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, striking a balance between eye-catching presence and subtlety. Its sturdy build means it can survive the bustle of holiday parties without cracking. The vibrant sublimation process guarantees that the quote remains sharp and colorful, even after repeated handling. A timeless addition to any tree or mantle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're looking to surprise a friend or add a humorous touch to your own tree, this author-themed ornament offers both style and substance. Its playful message pairs well with any festive setting, sparking smiles and conversation. Make it yours and let this clever ornament become a cherished part of your holiday tradition, brightening every gathering with a touch of humor and personality.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among writers who love a good laugh, this circle ornament is wonderful for anyone who appreciates a witty twist on classic holiday décor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for Christmas parties, office celebrations, or as a playful surprise for a friend who loves books, it adds a touch of humor to any tree or mantle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, the 2.75″ tall, 1\/8″ thick piece resists breakage and stays vibrant through seasons, making it a lasting holiday accent while its lightweight design keeps it secure on any tree or mantle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe printed quote, \"I may be an author, but I can't fix stupid people,\" delivers a candid, tongue-in-cheek message that will spark conversation and chuckles.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and let this clever ornament become a cherished part of your holiday tradition, brightening every gathering with a touch of humor and personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49246372528363,"sku":"PTM-146-15-1417219","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_1417219_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787030392","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sassy-author-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}