{"product_id":"sassy-cook-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends-novelty-coffee-quote","title":"Sassy Cook Christmas Ornament Gift for Friends - Novelty Coffee Quote","description":"For those who appreciate a dash of sass alongside their culinary creations, this oval ornament captures the spirit of the passionate cook—a great blend of humor and holiday cheer.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis novelty Christmas ornament is ideal for cooks, chefs, and anyone with a love for strong coffee and a no-nonsense attitude. It's a wonderful gift for friends, family members, or even yourself, and makes a great addition to any Christmas tree or holiday decor. Lovely for birthdays, housewarmings, or simply to show someone you appreciate their culinary skills (and their caffeine habit!).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss finish, this ornament is built to last, ensuring it will be a cherished part of your holiday decorations for years to come. The vibrant sublimation printing ensures the quote 'Don't Trust A Cook That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot' remains bright and clear, a constant reminder of the cook's unique personality and unwavering dedication. Lightweight and easy to hang, it's the fantastic addition to any festive display.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis charming Christmas ornament is a delightful way to celebrate the cook in your life, bringing a smile to their face and adding a touch of playful charm to your holiday season. Get one today and share a laugh with your favorite chef!\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by cooks with a bold sense of humor, this Christmas ornament makes a playful addition to any tree, celebrating their passion for both culinary creations and strong coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for the cook who embraces a little irreverence, this oval Christmas ornament is a fantastic stocking stuffer or a unique addition to a holiday gift exchange, great for those who appreciate a touch of sass in their kitchen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis Christmas tree ornament boasts a sturdy MDF construction, ensuring it can withstand the rigors of holiday decorating, even amidst lively gatherings, and it's finished with a high-gloss plastic coating for added durability and a beautiful shine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA charming and lightweight oval ornament, this holiday keepsake is designed to be easily hung on any Christmas tree with its included gold cord, providing a stress-free decorating experience, and it features a vibrant.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and add a touch of humor to your holiday decor, a delightful gift for the cook in your life and a treasured keepsake to enjoy for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":67968946766059,"sku":"PTM-146-18-313786","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_313786_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1791850388","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sassy-cook-christmas-ornament-gift-for-friends-novelty-coffee-quote","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}