{"product_id":"sassy-florist-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-that-florist","title":"Sassy Florist Christmas Ornament Gift - Don't Trust That Florist","description":"For those who appreciate the artistry and occasional chaos of the floral world, this ornament celebrates the reality that not all florists are created equal. It's a playful nod to the profession and a knowing wink to those who understand the dedication (and caffeine) it takes to create beautiful arrangements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis sassy Christmas ornament is fantastic for florists themselves, or as a humorous gift for friends, family members, or colleagues who share a love for flowers and a dry sense of humor. Ideal for Christmas, holiday parties, or as a year-round desk decoration for those in the floral industry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a vibrant, edge-to-edge sublimation print, this oval ornament is built to last and will bring a smile to anyone's face. The included gold cord makes hanging it on your Christmas tree or elsewhere a breeze, adding a touch of personality to your holiday decor. It's a memorable way to acknowledge the unique and sometimes unfiltered world of floristry.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBring a little irreverent charm to your Christmas celebrations and share a laugh with the flower lovers in your life – get one today and add a touch of floral sass to your holiday decor.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for the flower-loving friend who appreciates a bit of dark humor, this oval Christmas ornament adds a touch of playful cynicism to your holiday décor, crafted from robust MDF with a glossy finish for enduring beauty.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by those who value authenticity and a good laugh, this Christmas tree ornament is a delightful gift for friends or family members who understand and share the sentiment, making it a memorable addition to any holiday display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy MDF and featuring a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament boasts edge-to-edge sublimation printing for bright, lasting colors; the lightweight design and resistant material ensures it will withstand festive handling.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEmbrace the spirit of the season with a keepsake that captures a truly unique perspective – 'Don't Trust A Florist That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot', bringing a touch of unexpected charm to your Christmas tree.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd a distinctive touch to your holiday festivities and secure a memorable keepsake – get one today and spread a little laughter this Christmas.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68073235677419,"sku":"PTM-146-18-317194","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_317194_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792027124","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sassy-florist-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-that-florist","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}