{"product_id":"sassy-minister-christmas-ornament-for-friends-novelty-gift","title":"Sassy Minister Christmas Ornament for Friends Novelty Gift","description":"A minister who loves coffee and a good laugh deserves a holiday keepsake that matches his humor. This oval ornament captures that spirit with a bold, tongue-in-cheek message that will spark conversation at any gathering. Its bright, vivid print stands out against the twinkling lights, making it a standout piece for any tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate a playful twist on traditional church décor, this piece makes a memorable Christmas gift. It works well for holiday parties, office celebrations, or as a unique stocking stuffer. The humorous quote reminds everyone that a good cup of coffee can fuel both sermons and smiles.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and 1\/8 inch thick, making it lightweight yet sturdy. Sublimation printing delivers bright, vivid colors that stay sharp, while a festive gold cord ensures easy hanging. The edge-to-edge design means no borders interrupt the punchy message, giving the piece a seamless, professional look. Its matte finish resists fingerprints, keeping the ornament looking pristine even after frequent handling.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're looking to add a touch of humor to a church office or give a friend a memorable holiday keepsake, this ornament delivers. Its compact size fits perfectly on any tree, and the durable construction means it will stay bright year after year. Get one today and let the laughter begin.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by friends who appreciate humor in faith, this ornament brings a playful edge to any holiday display. Its bright colors and sharp print make it a standout piece that reflects the quirky side of ministry life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for Christmas celebrations, it adds a cheeky twist to tree décor that sparks conversation among family and guests. The witty phrase will prompt laughter, making your tree the center of festive chatter and a memorable gift for friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the 3.25-inch oval ornament is lightweight, break-resistant, and ready for edge-to-edge sublimation printing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhen you hang it, the printed words—'Don't trust a minister that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot'—will make everyone laugh and remind them that even leaders need caffeine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and let this bold keepsake become the highlight of your tree, adding a touch of humor that brightens the season and reminds everyone that faith and coffee go hand in hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49406976819435,"sku":"PTM-146-18-320954","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_320954_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789438626","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sassy-minister-christmas-ornament-for-friends-novelty-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}