{"product_id":"sassy-minister-christmas-ornament-keepsake-for-friends-gift","title":"Sassy Minister Christmas Ornament Keepsake for Friends Gift","description":"For ministers who juggle sermons and caffeine, this heart-shaped Christmas ornament delivers a punchy reminder that faith and humor can coexist in a single, bright token. Its edge-to-edge sublimation print ensures the bold quote stays vivid, while the high-gloss finish adds a subtle shine that catches holiday light.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for church gatherings, office break rooms, or family living rooms, this ornament fits seamlessly into any festive décor. Its lightweight MDF construction and durable finish make it safe for homes with children or pets, and the included gold cord allows for easy hanging on any tree or mantle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is a simple yet striking tribute to the everyday minister, celebrating the coffee-drinking, candid side of pastoral life. The quote's irreverent tone brings a playful edge to traditional holiday gifts, making it a conversation starter that resonates with friends who appreciate a good laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd this unique keepsake to your holiday gift list and share a moment of joy and humor with a friend who knows that faith can be both serious and lighthearted. Get one today.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChosen by ministers who love coffee and humor, this ornament celebrates their daily grind with a bold statement that echoes the witty spirit of the quote while adding a touch of festive charm to any holiday setting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for holiday parties, church gatherings, or office decor, it adds a playful twist to any festive setting, brightening rooms with its vibrant colors and cheeky message that sparks conversation among friends and family.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, it resists breakage and stays bright through seasons, ensuring the printed quote remains vivid and the ornament retains its eye-catching appeal even in busy households.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA heartfelt reminder that the quote, 'Don't trust a minister that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' keeps spirits high and conversations lively, making it a memorable keepsake for friends who appreciate humor and faith in equal measure.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and give your friend a memorable holiday keepsake that sparks laughter and conversation, turning a simple ornament into a cherished symbol of shared jokes and heartfelt blessings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49399834444011,"sku":"PTM-146-17-320954","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_320954_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789267972","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sassy-minister-christmas-ornament-keepsake-for-friends-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}