{"product_id":"sassy-psychologist-christmas-ornament-essential-for-neighbors-gift","title":"Sassy Psychologist Christmas Ornament Essential for Neighbors Gift","description":"For anyone who appreciates a sharp, tongue-in-cheek approach to holiday décor, this heart-shaped ornament delivers a punch of personality. The white finish and gold cord give it a festive polish that fits seamlessly on any Christmas tree or mantle, while the printed quote keeps the mood light and playful.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned for neighbors and friends who enjoy a good laugh, the ornament is crafted from durable MDF and finished with a high-gloss coating that protects the vivid sublimation print. Its lightweight construction makes it safe for households with children or pets, ensuring it stays bright and intact through many holiday seasons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe quote, 'I May Be A Psychologist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People,' is printed edge-to-edge, so every angle reveals the humor. The heart shape adds a touch of warmth, while the gold cord allows easy hanging. This keepsake becomes a conversation starter that reminds everyone to laugh at life's little frustrations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're gifting it to a neighbor, a friend, or a colleague, this ornament brings a dose of wit to the holiday season. Its sturdy build and bright finish ensure it will be treasured for years. Make it yours and let the tree sparkle with a touch of clever humor that lasts beyond the festivities. Imagine the smiles it will inspire as guests pause to read the cheeky line, sharing a moment of lightness that balances the holiday bustle.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for the sharp-witted psychologist who loves a good laugh, this ornament is a wonderful present for a colleague who enjoys a playful jab at the everyday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for holiday parties, birthdays, or a Christmas surprise, it fits any festive setting with its cheerful heart shape and festive gold cord for easy hanging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, it measures 2.75″ tall, 1\/8″ thick, and weighs 0.5 oz, ensuring a lightweight yet sturdy design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e'I May Be A Psychologist, But I Can't Fix Stupid People.' This bold quote on a white heart reminds everyone to keep humor alive during the season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and add a touch of lighthearted charm to any space, turning ordinary moments into memorable laughs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49193366618347,"sku":"PTM-146-17-185228","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/heart_ornament_185228_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1786416359","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sassy-psychologist-christmas-ornament-essential-for-neighbors-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}