{"product_id":"sassy-secretary-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-quote","title":"Sassy Secretary Christmas Ornament Gift - Don't Trust Quote","description":"For those who appreciate the dry wit and relentless drive of a dedicated secretary, a touch of humor is always welcome, especially during the festive season. This Christmas ornament, featuring a delightfully sassy quote, is the great way to acknowledge their hard work and unique perspective.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is ideal for secretaries, office managers, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh in the workplace. It makes a wonderful Christmas present for coworkers, friends, or family members who appreciate a bit of irreverent humor, and is lovely for celebrating the holiday season with a touch of playful sass.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from premium stainless steel, this snowflake ornament is designed to be both durable and visually appealing, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come. Its shatterproof construction adds an extra layer of practicality, making it a safe and long-lasting addition to any Christmas tree or office decor. The quote, 'Don't Trust A Secretary That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' is printed with precision, capturing the essence of a spirited and dedicated professional.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're seeking a humorous gift for a hardworking colleague or a charming addition to your own holiday decorations, this Christmas ornament is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. Grab yours now and celebrate the dedication and wit of the secretaries in your life.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among office workers and those who appreciate dark humor, this Christmas ornament is a durable and delightful addition to any tree, crafted from premium stainless steel to withstand years of festive cheer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for a Christmas celebration or as a year-round office decoration, this stainless steel snowflake ornament serves as a memorable memento from a friend or appreciative boss.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for lasting enjoyment, this Christmas tree ornament is made from premium stainless steel, ensuring it remains a cherished keepsake for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful present for a hardworking secretary or a witty coworker, this snowflake ornament captures the spirit of office camaraderie and a shared appreciation for strong coffee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and add a touch of office humor to your Christmas tree, creating a memorable and conversation-starting decoration for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Silver","offer_id":68110291304683,"sku":"PTM-146-20-326653","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/snowflake_ornament_1_326653_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792216819","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/sassy-secretary-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-quote","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}