{"product_id":"witty-christmas-ornament-gift-for-roommates-dont-trust-a-secretary","title":"Witty Christmas Ornament Gift for Roommates - Don't Trust A Secretary","description":"For those who appreciate a bit of sharp wit and a whole lot of caffeine, this Christmas ornament is a must-have addition to your holiday decor. It's a fun and unexpected way to celebrate the essential role of a secretary with a touch of playful sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis oval ornament is great for secretaries, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh, especially during the busy holiday season. Whether it's a Christmas gift for a friend, a stocking stuffer for a colleague, or a festive addition to your own tree, it's sure to bring a smile to anyone's face. It's a wonderful present from a boss, a teammate, or even a roommate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF, this ornament features a vibrant, edge-to-edge print of the quote 'Don't Trust A Secretary That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' ensuring long-lasting color and a playful touch. The lightweight design and included gold cord make it easy to hang on any Christmas tree or display, adding a touch of humor to your holiday festivities.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is a fantastic way to show your appreciation for a hardworking secretary or to simply add a touch of humor to your holiday decorations. Grab yours now and make this Christmas memorable!\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for those witty secretaries who keep the office running, this oval Christmas ornament makes a memorable stocking stuffer or a fun addition to a secret Santa exchange.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA favorite among office workers and those who appreciate a bit of dry humor, this Christmas tree ornament is a delightful way to celebrate a hardworking secretary or show appreciation to a valued colleague during the holiday season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe ornament's durable MDF construction and high-gloss plastic finish ensures it withstands the rigors of holiday decorating, displaying vibrant colors for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis memento captures the spirit of a dedicated secretary with a dash of irreverent humor, printed verbatim with 'Don't Trust A Secretary That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot'—a truly unforgettable addition to any Christmas display.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and add a touch of witty charm to your holiday decor, creating a memorable and amusing keepsake for a special secretary or friend this Christmas season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68108513804523,"sku":"PTM-146-18-326653","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_326653_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792196386","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/witty-christmas-ornament-gift-for-roommates-dont-trust-a-secretary","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}