{"product_id":"witty-microbiologist-star-ornament-novelty-for-friends-christmas-gift","title":"Witty Microbiologist Star Ornament Novelty for Friends Christmas Gift","description":"A bright, star-shaped ornament that captures the playful spirit of a microbiologist's wit, lovely for brightening any holiday décor. The high-gloss finish and edge-to-edge sublimation ensure the quote stays vivid through many seasons. It hangs effortlessly on a tree or desk, adding a splash of science humor to any space. The lightweight MDF core keeps it safe for curious hands while the durable construction resists everyday bumps.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for friends who love science humor, this lightweight piece fits easily on a Christmas tree or as a desk accent. Its durable MDF core and sturdy construction make it safe for homes with children or pets. The festive gold cord adds a touch of holiday sparkle, while the star shape echoes the wonder of discovery. This ornament invites conversation and smiles during family gatherings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ornament's 3.25-inch height and 1\/8-inch thickness give it a subtle yet striking presence, while the festive gold cord allows effortless hanging. It is a thoughtful surprise that celebrates both the holiday and the recipient's love of science. The bright colors and crisp lettering make it a standout addition to any tree, turning the season into a laboratory of laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMake it yours and let this unique holiday keepsake spark conversations and laughter around the tree. Its playful message, combined with sturdy design, ensures it will be cherished year after year, becoming a beloved part of holiday traditions.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for science lovers who enjoy a good laugh, this star ornament showcases a witty microbiologist quote that sparks conversation at holiday gatherings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for the festive season, the ornament's 3.25″ height and 1\/8″ thickness make it a lovely addition to any Christmas tree, adding a touch of scientific charm to the decor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the piece is lightweight yet resistant to breakage, ensuring it stays bright and safe even in homes with children or pets.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA memorable gift that delivers the exact quote, \"I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right,\" printed in vivid colors that pop against the white star shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and let the holiday spirit shine with this unique, conversation-starting ornament that celebrates both science and seasonal joy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49310571561195,"sku":"PTM-146-16-298139","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/star_ornament_298139_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787974095","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/witty-microbiologist-star-ornament-novelty-for-friends-christmas-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}