{"product_id":"witty-millwright-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-a-millwright","title":"Witty Millwright Christmas Ornament Gift - Don't Trust A Millwright","description":"For those who appreciate the intricate world of gears and precision engineering, a touch of dark humor is often a welcome addition. This witty Christmas ornament is a fantastic surprise for the millwright who appreciates a good laugh, showcasing a sentiment that only those in the know will truly understand. It's a unique way to acknowledge their dedication and add a bit of personality to the holiday season.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis circle ornament is ideal for millwrights, machinists, engineers, or anyone who works in a workshop or industrial setting. It's a fantastic gift for coworkers, friends, or even family members who share a love for all things mechanical. Wonderful for Christmas, or any occasion that calls for a touch of humor and a nod to a skilled profession.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, this ornament is built to last, resisting breakage and maintaining its vibrant colors thanks to the edge-to-edge sublimation printing. The lightweight design and included gold cord make it easy to hang on any Christmas tree, adding a festive and humorous touch to your holiday decorations. It's a charming memento that captures the spirit of the trade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis Christmas ornament is a delightful way to show appreciation for a hard-working millwright and add a bit of levity to their holiday celebrations. Make it yours and give the gift of laughter this Christmas.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for the hardworking millwright in your life, this Christmas ornament adds a touch of levity to their holiday decor, crafted from durable MDF and finished with a glossy coating for lasting appeal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantastic for the Christmas season, this circle ornament serves as a festive keepsake, ready to hang on any tree with the included gold cord, bringing a smile to anyone who appreciates a well-placed joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for durability, the ornament's 1\/8″ thick MDF construction resists breakage, ensuring it remains a cherished decoration for many years, while the vibrant edge-to-edge sublimation printing showcases the design's detail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis ornament features the phrase 'Don't Trust A Millwright That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say Fuck A Lot,' a humorous sentiment that's sure to resonate with those in the trade and provide a chuckle this holiday season.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and add a dash of irreverent humor to your Christmas tree, creating a memorable keepsake that celebrates the unique spirit of a dedicated millwright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":68074736451819,"sku":"PTM-146-15-320837","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_320837_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1792029983","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/witty-millwright-christmas-ornament-gift-dont-trust-a-millwright","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}