{"product_id":"witty-minister-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift-novelty-keepsake","title":"Witty Minister Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift Novelty Keepsake","description":"A bold, unapologetic ornament that speaks directly to ministers and coffee aficionados alike, this piece turns heads on any tree with its striking quote and vibrant colors. Its edge-to-edge sublimation ensures the words pop in bright, lasting detail. Ideal for Christmas, office gatherings, or church events, the ornament's lightweight 2.75-inch design fits comfortably on any tree or mantle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIts durable MDF core and high-gloss finish resist scratches, making it safe for homes with pets or children. The printed message—'Don't trust a minister that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot'—offers a humorous, tongue-in-cheek reminder that keeps conversations lively.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe festive gold cord allows for easy hanging, so it can become a favorite holiday keepsake for friends and family. Whether you're looking to add a touch of irreverent humor to a holiday display or searching for a unique gift for a friend or coworker, this ornament delivers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGet one today and let this cheeky piece spark joy in your décor while celebrating the spirited side of ministry.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned for ministers and coffee lovers who enjoy a sharp, unapologetic sense of humor, this ornament delivers a memorable statement that sparks conversation at any gathering, making it a standout piece for office walls or holiday displays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFantastic for Christmas celebrations, office parties, or church events, this lightweight, 2.75-inch ornament adds festive flair without the bulk, ensuring it fits any tree or mantle with ease, while remaining durable and child-friendly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coating, the ornament resists scratches and retains its vivid sublimation print, guaranteeing long-lasting color even after years of holiday use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWith the bold line, 'Don't trust a minister that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot,' this piece delivers a honest, tongue-in-cheek reminder that fuels laughs and keeps the conversation alive, making it a standout holiday gag.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGet one today and let this cheeky ornament spark joy in your holiday décor while celebrating the spirited side of ministry, adding a touch of irreverent humor that will delight friends and family alike, making it a memorable gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49399893491947,"sku":"PTM-146-15-320954","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/circle_ornament_320954_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1789272414","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/witty-minister-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift-novelty-keepsake","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}