{"product_id":"witty-mortician-gift-for-friends-novelty-bracelet","title":"Witty Mortician Gift for Friends - Novelty Bracelet","description":"For those who appreciate the subtly dark and delightfully irreverent world of mortuary science, finding a gift that truly resonates can be a challenge. This novelty bracelet is designed to playfully acknowledge the dedication and unique personality of the individuals who navigate this vital, yet often misunderstood profession, offering a touch of humor amidst a serious field.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis bracelet makes a fantastic present for morticians, funeral directors, or anyone working in end-of-life care. It's lovely for Christmas, birthdays, or as a simple 'thinking of you' gesture from colleagues, friends, or family. The durable construction and adjustable design ensure comfortable and stylish wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from a combination of silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, this 9.05-inch bracelet is built to withstand daily wear and tear, resisting rust, corrosion, and tarnishing. The glidelock clasp provides a secure and adjustable fit, while the premium bag adds a touch of elegance to the presentation. The quote 'Mortician. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title.' is printed directly on the bracelet, offering a witty and relatable sentiment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eShow your appreciation for the unique individual in your life who dedicates themselves to this important work. This bracelet is a stylish and memorable way to acknowledge their passion and humor, a present they'll cherish for years to come. Grab yours now and give a gift that truly speaks to their profession.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis adjustable bracelet, crafted from silver, black stainless steel, and silicone, offers exceptional durability against rust and corrosion, ensuring it remains a lasting memento of appreciation for the mortician in your life.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful Christmas present for a mortician, this glidelock clasp bracelet arrives in a premium bag, making it an easy and elegant choice to show your respect and acknowledge their profession.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for everyday wear, the 9.05-inch design is comfortable and secure, showcasing the quote 'Mortician. Because Classy Sassy And A Bit Bad Assy Is Not An Official Job Title.' with a touch of dark humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eExpressing appreciation for the unique work ethic of a mortician, this bracelet allows them to proudly display a statement that reflects their personality and a bit of their wry perspective, a truly memorable gift.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrab yours now and give a meaningful present that celebrates their dedication and unique sense of humor, a stylish and lasting reminder of your appreciation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"LaserChili","offers":[{"title":"small \/ Black","offer_id":67586607874283,"sku":"PTM-146-22-278041","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/glidelock_bracelet_1_278041_Black_2000_640.png?v=1790911596","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/witty-mortician-gift-for-friends-novelty-bracelet","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}