{"product_id":"witty-nurse-practitioner-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","title":"Witty Nurse Practitioner Novelty Christmas Ornament for Friends Gift","description":"If you know a nurse practitioner who balances science with a sharp sense of humor, this bright white oval ornament delivers a playful reminder. The printed quote, \"Nurse Practitioner. I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right,\" sits edge-to-edge in vivid color, making it a standout piece for any holiday display. It hangs effortlessly thanks to the included gold cord, and its glossy finish reflects holiday lights, adding a touch of sparkle to any tree.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis gift is wonderful for friends, colleagues, or family members who work in healthcare. It's ideal for Christmas celebrations, graduation parties, or as a thoughtful surprise for a loved one who values clarity and confidence in their profession. Whether you're gifting it for a milestone or simply to show appreciation, the ornament's witty message will spark conversation and laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCrafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, the ornament measures 3.25 inches tall and is only 1\/8 inch thick. Its lightweight construction resists breaking, making it safe for homes with children or pets, while the gold cord allows easy hanging on any tree. The sublimation printing ensures colors stay bright even after years of display, so the ornament remains a favorite for many holiday seasons.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCelebrate the dedication of a nurse practitioner with this eye-catching Christmas ornament. Its bold message and sturdy build make it a lasting keepsake that will brighten any holiday décor. Let this ornament remind them that their expertise matters, and that every patient's well-being is a shared goal. Make it yours.\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA thoughtful pick for any nurse practitioner who loves a good laugh, this oval ornament delivers a playful nod to their daily victories, celebrating their sharp wit and caring spirit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt for holiday celebrations, it hangs easily on any Christmas tree thanks to the included gold cord and lightweight construction, making it a convenient and festive addition to any home décor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss finish, its edge-to-edge sublimation ensures colors stay bright even in bright holiday lights, offering a durable and eye-catching keepsake for years to come.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA humorous reminder of their confidence, the quote reads, \"Nurse Practitioner. I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right.\" This exact wording brings a light-hearted moment to every glance, honoring their professional pride.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMake it yours and add a touch of humor to your holiday décor, creating a memorable surprise that will spark smiles and conversation among family and friends.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"small \/ White","offer_id":49310543970539,"sku":"PTM-146-18-299136","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0765\/7806\/2571\/files\/oval_ornament_299136_Black_1000_1000.png?v=1787971730","url":"https:\/\/anfielddepot.com\/products\/witty-nurse-practitioner-novelty-christmas-ornament-for-friends-gift","provider":"Anfield Depot","version":"1.0","type":"link"}