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Funny Porter Gift: 'Don't Trust A Porter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Star Ornament for Men, Women, Friends, Coworkers, Family - Unique Christmas Memorable Presents

Funny Porter Gift: 'Don't Trust A Porter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' Star Ornament for Men, Women, Friends, Coworkers, Family - Unique Christmas Memorable Presents

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Are you looking for a unique and humorous gift for the Porter in your life? Look no further! This funny star ornament is the perfect way to show your appreciation for their quirky sense of humor. With its vibrant colors and sturdy design, this ornament is sure to brighten up anyone's Christmas tree.

The quote 'Don't Trust A Porter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' is a hilarious and relatable phrase that will resonate with any Porter enthusiast. Its bold and eye-catching design makes it a great conversation starter for any holiday gathering.

This ornament is also a thoughtful gift for friends, coworkers, or family members who appreciate a good sense of humor. Its lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets.

So why wait? Get your funny Porter star ornament today and make this holiday season one to remember!
  • Make a statement this holiday season with this unique and humorous star ornament, featuring the quote 'Don't Trust A Porter That Doesn't Drink Coffee And Say F--k A Lot' - a ideal gift for the Porter in your life
  • This ornament is crafted from sturdy MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish, ensuring bright and vivid colors that will last for years to come
  • Its lightweight and resistant to breaking, making it a great choice for households with children or pets
  • Ships with a festive gold cord for easy hanging, perfect for stress-free decorating
  • Make it a memorable holiday season by gifting this funny Porter star ornament to your loved ones - a thoughtful and unique present for friends, coworkers, or family members
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