Performer Family Treasure Christmas Ornament Gift – Coffee & Cussing

A coffee-driven performer's quip hangs proudly on your tree, turning holiday décor into a stage for laughter and warmth. The witty phrase, printed in full, invites family members to share a chuckle while they gather around the glowing lights.

This oval ornament, 3.25 inches tall and 1/8 inch thick, is crafted from durable MDF with a high-gloss plastic finish that keeps the design bright and long-lasting. The edge-to-edge sublimation process delivers vivid colors that stay sharp through countless holiday seasons.

A gold cord is included for easy hanging, ensuring the ornament stays secure even in homes with curious pets or energetic children. Its lightweight construction makes it a great choice for households that value both style and safety.

Great for family celebrations, birthdays, or any surprise moment that honors the performer in your life, this Christmas ornament blends humor, craftsmanship, and heartfelt sentiment. Make it yours and let the tree sparkle with a playful reminder that even the boldest performers need a coffee break.

• A thoughtful pick for family members who love a good laugh, this ornament celebrates the performer in your household with a bold, coffee-driven punch line that keeps the holiday spirit lively.
• Designed for Christmas tree decorating, it adds a playful twist to your festive display, turning ordinary ornaments into conversation starters that light up the room with humor and warmth.
• Crafted from sturdy MDF and finished with a high-gloss plastic coat, this lightweight oval keeps its shape and color after countless holiday hangs, thanks to edge-to-edge sublimation that delivers bright, vivid detail.
• When you hang it, the printed words 'don't trust a performer that doesn't drink coffee and say fuck a lot' will spark laughter and remind everyone that even the most daring performers need a caffeine fix.
• Make it yours and let your tree sparkle with this unique, coffee-powered humor that will keep memories alive for years to come.